sweetiepie08:

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

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solitarelee:

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

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hexwolfi:

normal-horoscopes:

Okay someone asked me earlier “Hey CT, you study the occult for a living, off the top of your head, what’s the most popular form of the occult in today’s world?”

Pseudo-nutrition. Bar none. A massive amount of the fad dieting world goes beyond simple misinformation and ignorance and full on into a systemized non-scientific theory of anatomy and nutrition that 100% qualifies as magic. If you replace the term “toxins” with “evil ghosts” half of these blogs would sound like sumerian curse tablets.

Why You Should Try the 3 Days Apple Cider Vinegar Exorcism

The term ‘exorcism’ has become quite the buzzword in recent years, and for good reasons. More and more people are realizing the power of a good exorcism and the benefits it has on the body. A 3 days apple cider vinegar (You can find it at [redacted]) exorcism can be a quick way to cleanse your system, making you feel better and feels rejuvenated in no time.

Exorcism refers to the process of eliminating evil ghosts from the body. Evil ghosts are everywhere, in the food we eat (think mercury and pesticides) and the air we breathe. Body organs such as the liver, kidney, and skin do a fantastic job of eliminating these evil ghosts, but their efficiency declines as we age.

Every so often however these organs get overloaded, and become sluggish, causing all sorts of problems. We can often experience its effects such as digestive problems, stress and tiredness, cravings, joint pains, and general weakness, etc.

These signs are an indication that the body may need a boost, or help, with eliminating evil ghosts. This is where a good exorcism plan such as the 3 days apple cider exorcism comes in.

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podcastwizard:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

my beautiful wife ibuprofen

the wedding will be quiet and dimly lit

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andmaybegayer:

bpdshan:

the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

promoted your pronouns to nouns

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cuntmunism:

bonecouch:

davinky-deactivated20210909:

screenshotsofdespair:

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

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meringues-world:

POV:Me going to bed when it’s raining, snowing, hailing, or sleeting outside. ⛈️

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opteekaal:

A Cactuar Garden

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